Monday, August 30, 2004

Godspeed

While Attaturk could not get invited to the DNC, and instead attended the National Property Manager's Convention in Reno last July, DeDurkheim has managed to infiltrate the Vast Right Wing Conflagrancy this week in New York.

BTW, going undercover is dangerous work, I understand that DeDurkheim almost burned yesterday inside a papermache dragon during one of his "made man" initiations.

While he is on the "inside", I hope he gets to the bottom of the disgusting news that Atrios passed on regarding Oxycontin-Boy and CNN's mindless Head Daryn Kagan. My guess is that Rusty is secretly attracted to trannies with incredibly white teeth (reminds him of Bob Novak). The evidence does seem to point to that.

Hmmm, who else does she bring to mind? Oh, yes.