Monday, August 30, 2004

Just a suggestion - Fun with Cable News

Suggested Steps, at about 8 p.m. Eastern Tonight:

Step 1: Think up your classic "Porn Soundrack" music, you know "cha-whakka-whakka-whakka" keep that running in your head.

Step 2: Turn your channel to FoxNews. I realize for many progressives, this will require you undelete it from your preferences.

Step 3: Turn down the volume and keep that "porn music" playing in your head.


You'll find it makes the experience much more interesting.

Oh, and after this experience, you may NEVER be able to have sex again.

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