Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Waiting for the Grainy Footage

So, both Emanuel Goldstein, and Ernesto Blofeld's top henchman have each released a new message.

Meanwhile, we have now hit 134 American soldier deaths in Iraq for November, two more and Dubya will win a stuffed animal (or maybe a submarine) so keep your eyes peeled (unless you are in Iraq, in that case keep inside).

If it wasn't for their occasional messages, especially from Bin Laden and his buddy Al-Zawahiri (and they are so close, I mean they should get a cave together or something!) we would not hear about them at all anymore. I suppose that is the plan.

You know somebody with some photoshop skills should take the famous "Bigfoot" tape and show Bin Laden walking by in the distance...

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