Just when you've heard enough conspiracy theories

About Cheney, he does something like this?

Vice President Dick Cheney will speak to a super-secret,conservative policy group in Utah on Friday during his second trip to the state this year.

Cheney will address the fall meeting of the Council for National Policy, a group whose self-described mission is to promote "a free-enterprise system, a strong national defense and support for traditional Western values."

The organization -- made up of few hundred powerful conservative activists -- holds confidential meetings and members are advised not to use the name of the group in communications, according to a New York Times profile of the group.

The Council for National Policy is a secretive forum that was formed in 1981 by Tim LaHaye as a networking tool for leading US conservative political leaders, financiers and religious right activist leaders.

Tim LaHaye, of course, is a co-author of the Left Behind series, aka, "Jesus of the Rings" or "The Books that Made Kirk Cameron do unspeakable things to a Banana".

Something tells me that Cheney is going there for the "Mexican Baby's Blood Buffet".