Because Fairfield County is the World's Most Dangerous Suburb

You've heard of Tupperware Parties. But are you ready for a Taser Party?

“I realized that I couldn’t be at home without a Taser,” she said. “It becomes something similar to your cell phone. If I leave the house without it, I go into panic mode. It’s that safety blanket.”

This one was thrown in Fairfield County, Connecticut. Fun fact about Fairfield: it's the fifth-wealthiest county (per capita) in America.

No doubt Tasers come in handy when Fairfield's women are confronted by menaces as horrifying as a 2003 Michael Kors clutch, un-pedicured toes, and arrivistes from Westchester.