Appropriately manufactured quote of the day:

June 24, 2008:

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the driver in the clubhouse, swinging it freely and beating the staff to death and making everyone else line up against the wall while he lets me make snide comments about everyone and select the loveliest barely post-pubescents to deflower."

-- Karl Rove, Special Assistant to George Bush Robert Mugabe.