Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dear NBC,

You had a lot of time to consider this decision -- and you went with ratings black hole David Gregory.

Today we learned that Gregory's intelligence was not restricted by Cable News -- rather it was disguised by the presence of others who could walk, chew, and breathe on their own volition.

I wouldn't call him a syphilitic moron, but only because I'm not sure he's smart enough to understand how that whole thing works so a social disease risk would be minimal.

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