Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Your Republican Line Up for 2012, part one


Newt Gingrich, who specializes in revising history, thinks he can be President. Yes, Newt Gingrich:

Gingrich pioneered a denial of adultery that some observers would later christen "the Newt Defense": Oral sex doesn't count.



So you see, Newt really was a visionary...

Gail Sheehy uncovered a woman, Anne Manning, who had an affair in Washington in 1977 with a married Gingrich.

"We had oral sex," Manning revealed. "He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'" She added that Gingrich threatened her: "If you ever tell anybody about this, I'll say you're lying."


And that was with two more marriages...and many more infidelities...a"head" of him.

Now, with his run for the White House ahead of him, Newt plans on starting with a clean slate by becoming a Catholic. First, this takes advantage of the Church's new "easier admission" policies and second, if they whole President thing doesn't work out he can always aim for being Pope.

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