Rising Hegemon
Who wants to invite Haley Barbour over for Kwanzaa?
Who wants to go to the strip club and put singles in Newt Gingrich's g-string?
Who wants to become Lindsey Graham's work out buddy so he can overcome his Donovan McNabb-like cardio-issues and have the stamina to sit on his ass and read bills?
No one?
I guess these three are going to have to settle for the wonders of technology:
A preview of the first sex game for Microsoft's Kinect has hit the Web
Still no cure for cancer...they'd probably have to use stem-cells for that anyway and we cannot have that.
In other news, I hope you all got a chance to see the lunar eclipse.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
1 comment:
I would be happy to invite Haley Barbour over for Kwanzaa... provided I could force-feed him two or three of Sandra Lee's "Kwanzaa Cakes," including the candles.
I'll bet I could negotiate a price of, oh, say, two or three million bucks apiece for Alka-Seltzer....
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