Sunday, September 25, 2011

What is surely coming

Hypothetical rich people relating to hypothetical stories to hypothetical humans (but actual Republicans) and having their tender stories of minor increases in taxes being relayed to hypothetical journalists on FoxNews..."we're going to have to kill one of our children to afford the country club" and having it told with hypothetical sympathy. Poor country clubs.

7 comments:

JDM said...

Motherfuckers. Maybe they'd like a NYC police baton stuck up their asses?

jimmiraybob said...

Maybe the rich need to tighten up their budget like a real-American family. Isn't that the TeaBirchNeoconfederatePublican Party mantra?

On a side note, I hear that MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts said,

"I get out of all of these things that many of these candidates would rather take legislation to build a time machine and go back in time to where we had no women voting, slavery was cool."

In defense of the TeaBirchNeoconfederatePublican debate participants, I don't think they'd favor slavery of any particular ethnic group. The poor and the former middle class, regardless of race, color, or creed (but especially Catholics and atheists), should be a large enough pool to build a new Confederate economy. And, of course, there's plenty of Biblical precedent so it's got that going for it.

DrDick said...

I have a "modest proposal" for those poor beleaguered rich folks.

Raoul Paste said...

Since we are in Austerity Hell and Climate Change Denial, its clear that things are going to get worse. But how, when, and how do you ride it out?

I'm reading various predictions, and I'm discounting those that involve a) rationality and b) promoting the general welfare.

DrDick said...

I'm discounting those that involve a) rationality and b) promoting the general welfare.

Always a good bet. I generally go with those which favor the narrow, short term interests of the wealthy and powerful and/or appeal to the most base instincts of the populace at large.

Anonymous said...

now for bread and circuses to hold the populace savages for another day--church and football
vox

pansypoo said...

america was OK w/ tax cuts for jobs, but the 'job creators' didn't, so the sheeple are not gonna do this anymore.