Monday, March 12, 2012

Actually

At 18 they called you "Dumber than his Asshole father".

Now they call you "That Asshole who went bankrupt twice even when his asshole father left him a quarter of a billion dollars in the mid-70s". Or just "What a huge Asshole" for short.

10 comments:

BH said...
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JDM said...

Nationalize the Ivy League. Close Wharton.

Anonymous said...

"That Asshole who went bankrupt twice..."?

Twice? Try five times.

Anonymous said...

Trump personifies the Republican version fo the American Dream -- endless opportunities for the idiot sons of the rich, no matter how arrogant and stupid, vid. Trump, vid. Bush.

Anonymous said...

I guess Obama stopped using "Barry Soweto" because it sounded too foreign. "Barack Obama" is practically WASPish by comparison.

Montag said...

Oh, I think The Donald was at eighteen pretty much called what he is now: dickhead.

Anonymous said...

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hackwhackers said...

(T)Rump: "I don't know why my classmates kept confusing me with some guy named 'Hugh Jass.'"

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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