Friday, March 23, 2012

From my ignorant non-east coast view of the whole matter

This strikes me as hilarious:

Jets officials are strongly encouraging new recruit Tim Tebow to live in New Jersey to keep him as far away as possible from the temptations of New York's nightlife, a source close to the team has said.
Well somebody has to replace 'The Situation' while he's drying out.

8 comments:

jimmiraybob said...

Attention Joe Namath. Operation Tebow has commenced.

Montag said...

Someone's afraid that there's a North Dallas Forty scene awaiting the very Christian Mr. Tebow.

Probably involving minor-league debauchery and paparazzi....

Anonymous said...

Escape vice by living in New Jersey ? that's like escaping chocolate by living in Hershey Pa.

For those of you who have never lived there(NJ), the Sopranos isn't fiction. I can see it now,Tim at the Bada Bing.Actually it would be good for him.

pansypoo said...

so north dallas forty.

calling all toasters said...

Well, there is one place in New York where he can avoid being drawn into sin: among the Lubavitchers in Borough Park. I think he'd made a swell moshiach.

Anonymous said...

Tebow, yo, yo, waz up.

StonyPillow said...

Cue the nervous hilarity of the Jets.

Anonymous said...

Photo needs sunscreen.